So I bought some coconut.


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To: Inconsiderate Caltrain riders

Re: this afternoon

If you ABSOLUTELY CANNOT WAIT and MUST GET ON RIGHT NOW, to the extent that you don't give me any room to get my bike off the bike car, don't complain when I have to go through you. If you are literally pushing past me while I try to exit the damned train, don't get huffy when you end up taking a ( Read more... )

Imagine, if you will, a slightly-less-than-bucolic office setting.  In this office, there is the occasional rat creature, be it a visitor or staff.  What follows is a set of communications with a typical rat creature that occurred over several weeks.

Feb 19
Rat Creature: (enters, whining) I want a proposal! I have samples! I want testwork!!
My Boss: ( ( Read more... )